it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I've blown a few things in my day
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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