Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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