Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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