if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
My hand turned me down
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Acid is not a monday night drug
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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