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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...

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(214): View more from Texas

And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit

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(423): View more from Tennessee

gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it

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(678): View more from Georgia

I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.

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(928): View more from Arizona

she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine

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(501): View more from Arkansas

The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all

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(207): View more from Maine

All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.

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