Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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