My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
His nipple licking is glorious
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