id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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