I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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