i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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