susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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