hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I want to fling myself into the sun
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