he wants to bone in the snuggie
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I pour the whiskey from now on
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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