He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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