I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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