i permit you to call me
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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