I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
