Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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