We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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