I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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