What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Who died my cat blue again?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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