So drunk its hurt
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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