he thought i was a dude.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize