i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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