fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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