? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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