I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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