I'm passing your future prison.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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