please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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