It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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