we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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