You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
