I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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