I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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