She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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