did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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