So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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