do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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