I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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