lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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