i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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