BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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