Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize