what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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