Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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