It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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