Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
