Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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