Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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