Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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