But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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