Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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