8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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