oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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