We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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