I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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