well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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