Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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