Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
